Sunday, January 27, 2008

Another Dating Calamity... Perhaps Big Things Come in Small Packages... (LOL)"

A woman in one of the forums I belong to asked this question:

What do you do when you are seeing a nice guy, but his d*** is really small? Everything is cool, but that part.

One of the responses was "Girl, keep him as a friend." etc etc. Another one bites the dust. Another calamity of dating. People put themselves through this trauma everyday and for what? To say they have someone. Well No thanks. Frankly, its ridiculous. Tee hee. You ladies out there are stressing too much. Worrying over silly stuff like pickles vs. pixie sticks. Go order a top-shelf martini - shaken, not stirred with two olives wearing your best black freakum dress and stilettos. And leave the small packages to Ripley's Believe It Or Not. It's not that hard or is it? *laughter overtakes the room*

Join the Singleville movement today before you have a calamity like Jane Doe up there.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well this is reality at its best. Some women just dont like small pickles...